REDRUM YO' FAT MOMMA ✌☺
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REDRUM YO' FAT MOMMA ✌☺

CAN SOMEONE MAKE ME A MIXTAPE OR ATLEAST SEND ME A PLAYLIST GODDAMN IT. 

slydig:

there will only be 7 planets left after i destroy uranus 

(via kissmebeneaththemilky-twilight)

PANORAMA INSIGHT: me at home
me and my booty

Love is patient. 

I am willing to wait an eternity for you, 

my soul bears the burden of being without you for so long but I will be rewarded when the moment comes where I can rest in your arms and seal my fate with the one kiss that will eradicate all doubt, guilt and fear. 

Wait with me for that moment.

WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY

(Source: dampsandwich, via peacelovecherish)

I’m beginning my descent into the dark pits that is the Game of Thrones fandom… 

  • American: I want to live in the UK.
  • Asian: I want to live in the UK.
  • Indian: I want to live in the UK.
  • African: I want to live in the UK.
  • Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.
  • Canadian: I want to live in the UK.
  • Filipino: I want to live in the UK.
  • French: I want to live in the UK.
  • Brazilian: I want to live in the UK.
  • British: wat
  • Irish: feckin' English bastards

picking your nose with your pj’s when you cant be bothered to get up to get a tissue